December 2011
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my mom is literally so funny when she is half asleep
Anonymous asked: is that seriously what you're doing on new years?
Anonymous asked: what are your plans for the new year?
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I'm jealous of anyone who has had a chance to...
TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Don’t you dare look out your window, darling, everything’s on fire. The war outside our door keeps raging on.
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sometimes, when i’m bored, i stalk obama via tumblr
chemicalsandskin:
london tipton’s really great
really great
really great
london tipton’s really great
and deserves the opposite of hate
(which is love)
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
emmacianci:
It’s exhausting being a failure. Everyday I am forced to wake up and face that what I do will never be enough. Despite how hard I try, I cannot do anything right. I can’t help but ask myself, what is the point of living when you are good for nothing?
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
WE ARE HAPPY, HAPPY NAPPERS!!!!!!!!
got home from drivers ed only to get ready for...
what an awesome vacation.
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lol omFG please shut the fuck up i am going insane stop it
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i love being up early for drivers ed :'))
ripbrentwilson:
you ever read one of those dumb tween girl magazines
and the embarrassing moments are like “this one time I spilled milk on myself at lunch and my crush was RIGHT THERE and he was laughing omg so humiliating”
like honestly if that’s your most embarrassing experience you’re doing pretty well
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It really pisses me off to hear someone talk badly...
It’s one thing to be mad at your parents for something, but to constantly say you hate them and such, it gets annoying. I don’t know what it’s like to have both parents and it hurts to see someone talk badly and not appreciate their parents. I lost my dad when I was 3. I almost lost my mom freshman year. When people say they want their parents dead or they talk about how much...